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thisisryanross: I'm eating fried chicken for breakfast on a Saturday night.
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross tacks for snacks? ._. XD
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to thisisryanross

thisisryanross: Jokes on me, turns out
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're a joke honey (:
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to thisisryanross

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're lame, you never answer your replies. i hate you for that.
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to thisisryanross

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I know you read almost all of your replies. I mean, hello? you're @ tweetdeck.
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to thisisryanross

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross answer to your fans. remember the times when you were crazy about My chemical romance! i know you wanted to meet them
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross or at least that they answer to you @ something.. i don't know XD REMEMBER THAT YOU USED TO DANCE WITH MCR!! I KNOW XD
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I know you're reading the stupid things that I'm writing XD I CAN SEE YOU XDDD. Answer MF
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross if you want... we could dance MCR together.
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross shake shake shake, shake shake shake, SHAKE YOUR BUTTY ♫ dance with me mf.
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross or you want to dance... idk... you know what they do to guys like us in prison?
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross c'mon dance! i know you want to
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross i can be drunk and dance at the same time (??????)
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross if i keep with this, you're going to be a trending topic. (????) C'mon ross!
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross it would be funny if you answer me XDDDD lol.
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross what would happend if i turn you to a potato?
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross ... you would be a potato
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross so then i could eat you. it would be DELICIOUS
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross Im sorry... Am I talking too much? XDDDD
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you know... I'm really bored right now. XDDDD
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross are you reading me? or not anymore? you went to sleep? you're having sex with jon or something?
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross And i came here to make you dance tonight, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY GUILTY PLEASURE FOR YOU ♫
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross My ideas are going away.
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're not funny. do you wanna hear a joke?
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross what's yellow and red at the same time?
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross A CHICKEN ON A BLENDER
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross hahaha I'm so funny. I know you're laughing your ass off right now...
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you should be tired of all of this... I'm sorry... NOT
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross It's not fair and it's really not okay ♫ Sing with me. XD
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross If you answer me I'll give you a cookie. C'mon... It's a really good prize.
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross Cookie over here, Cookie over there *dances*
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I should be sleeping... but instead I'm here... Talking to you
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I wanna know why are you following to ryanscocaine XDDD
about 1 hour ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross do you have a joke for me? I'm bored D:
44 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross Your socks are undone
44 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross talk to you it's like talking to the wall.
43 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross but still... the wall always answer me
43 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross the wall is my best friend. her name is wally
43 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross what if... one thay i nock your door and i tell you that you're my dad?
42 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross You broke my heart! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME XDDD
41 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross 'My chemical romance makes me dance' XDDD lol
40 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're a potato.
40 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you have a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ass... you know
40 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross IT'S BIGGER THAN BRENDON ASS!
40 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross That's a lot. You should be proud of it
39 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross In fact, you should expose it. Get a Speedo or a thong
38 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I WANT A GUITAR ._. Get me one mom!
37 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I think that your 'beatle personality' it's just to hide that you're a Jonas Brothers teenie
37 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're crazy about Joe! I know! XDDDDD You love to watch him dance single ladies.
36 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross You should do a video dancing single ladies. it would be one thousand times worst than Joe.
33 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross AND I'M NOT BORED. I'M NOT DRUNK AND HELL YES I'M DANCING (??)
33 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross My mom's yelling at me. She wants i go to bed. But I'm not going to. I rather to be here with you.I mean,Talking to the wall
30 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're a jonas brothers teenie and you know it.
30 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I watch you as you sleep. I'm under your bed right now... I'M CHUCK NORRIS
28 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I'm going to kill you. to you and your stupid boyfriend
28 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross But before... ANSWER ME XDDDD
27 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross Or make a video from you dancing single ladies.
27 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I'm a very flexible person. I can put my finger on your brain. Because I'm chuck norris
26 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I have a vodoo puppet from you. I was who let the cocaine there. I'M CHUCK NORRIS
25 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you have a potato face. and a elephant ass... you should be on a circus
24 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross maybe panic! adopt you
24 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross i don't care if you think i'm crazy. i'm crazy about you XDDD LOL
23 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you don't answer because you have the period
22 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross maybe you're pregnant from jon or something
22 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you should do your own reality show... Like... a shot of love with Ross tequila! Or... My New BFF XDD
20 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross If you're reading this... (and i know you're) please answer me. Because I'm still so young.. But desesperate for attention!
19 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross can i sing to you?
18 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I'm gonna take that like a YES
17 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross ALL YOU NEED IS -jon- LOVE ♫
17 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross if you were on a Beatles concert you would be heading. You're a metal kid by inside
16 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're still crazy about frerard.
16 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross and about ray toro. you like his hair. you wanna have it. stole it
15 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross i'm getting tired with this
15 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you're a wall... I'm going to call you harry ok?
14 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross potter
14 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @petewentz search thisisryanross on twitter. check it out lol. i'm not obssesed, right?
13 minutes ago from web in reply to petewentz

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross one day i'm going to get your phone. and i won't stop calling you.
12 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross I bet to them your name is Cheap... I bet to them you look like sh... ♫
11 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross you should work on a cabaret. you have a great ass. everyone would be crazy about you !
11 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross i have A LOT of fanfictions about you. you should read them. they're very good. In everyone you're married with me
9 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross and we're happy forever and always till a car kills you
9 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross and nobody's goes to your funeral. XDD
6 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross thanks for your patience, you're the next caller
3 minutes ago from web

looklikeshit: @thisisryanross i gotta go. see ya tomorrow.
less than a minute ago from web